well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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