On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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