I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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