Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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