Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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