She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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