Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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