I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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