It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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