i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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