haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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