You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
