This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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