Little spoons don't ask big questions
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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