Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
