But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
This is the high leading the old right now
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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