but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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