I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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