Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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