why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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