do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner