I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.