He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants