Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone