A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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