So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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