Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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