Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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