the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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