theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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