I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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