I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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