you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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