seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
there is puke in my bra ... again
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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