I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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