The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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