Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Randomize
