last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize