Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
ttyl tear gas
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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