We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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