I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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