so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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