I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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