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remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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