He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
did i walk over a car last night?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So vagazzling was a success
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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