C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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