why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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