She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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