Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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