I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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