Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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