32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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