Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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