Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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