Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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