I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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