Where is the hickey?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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