I understand why you refuse to be sober now
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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