Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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